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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Because this part merited its own separate audio post. Nagisa is CLEARLY flirting with Rei, I mean c’mon!
[NAGISA]: I really love Rei-chan’s voice!
[REI]: Aahh…I…uh…huh… it’s really just a very normal voice…
[NAGISA]: No way! That’s why I really want to listen to Rei-chan’s singing!
[NAGISA]: I want to hear itt!!! (nudge nudge nudge)
[REI]: Umm…ahh…nnhh….please stop that…
[NAGISA]: I bet that Rei-chan’s singing voice is very beautiful!
[REI]: You think…it’s beautiful? (laughs) Indeed this might be my first time singing at a karaoke box, but I have somewhat glanced at the theories of vocal music before! All right then, shall I let you listen to my charming voice at this memorable first time at karaoke!
[NAGISA]: (laughs) Yeah, I’m so excited!
Read the translation for the entire track here
I LOVE HOW FLUSTERED REI GETS BECAUSE HIS CRUSH IS COMPLIMENTING HIM AND HE DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO OMG.